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most played june.

1. bloody mary - lady gaga
2. grape juice city - ratatat
3. party with children - ratatat
4. you da shit - lil wayne
5. songs for women - frank ocean
6. fashion of his love - lady gaga
7. electric chapel - lady gaga
8. each coming night - iron & wine
9. she - tyler, the creator
10. nature feels - frank ocean
11. new slang - the shins
12. rill rill - sleigh bells
13. sour cherry - the kills
14. lovertits - fiest
15. four winds - bright eyes

swiffy answered your question: what hair colour do i go?

blue! Nah too much hassle to get to and to maintain, go red or purple, still dark, but snazzy :D

blue is probably too dykey for me.. seeing as i’m already half lesbian, i want to cling onto any femininity i may possess. same applies to purple and my mum is going back red.. so, i was thinking light pink. i’ll probably shit out and just go a darker brown! i’ve got til monday morning to decide anyway.
soph you didn’t text me back last night! i’m not sure if i’m having this party because everyone sucks, but come see me soon?

luke, ruby’s little 4 year old boyfriend, was apparently very subdued all weekend and was asking his mum and dad questions about dying and death. it turns out that he was really worried because the teacher told their class that ruby had gone to devon, and he thought she said “heaven”.

so cute.

this is mine and mac’s conversation about inviting people to a party…

(*names have been changed to protect their identities or just for a laugh. random name generators are funny)

mac: i think you should invite javier too, then you could get some ;)

me: javier, tyrone AND roxie? seriously? him and roxie fancy each other so they’d probably cop off, and marylou would probably with tyrone and i’ll commit suicide and get blood on eve’s carpet and that wouldn’t be fair.

mac: haha shut up. you’ll probably end up kissing them all on the side. what about max, have you spoke to him yet?

me: are you adding max to that list of people i should invite? oh my god mac, shall i ask anna too and have an “exes and people i have awkward relationships with party + you” ? haha.

mac: hahaha yes that will be the secret theme.

Real women wear high heels and skirts.  Or not.

Real women are feminine and smell good and they are masculine and smell good and they are androgynous and smell good, except when they don’t smell so good, but that can be changed if desired because real women change stuff when they want to.

Real women have ovaries.  Unless they don’t, and sometimes they don’t because they were born that way and sometimes they don’t because they had to have their ovaries removed.  Real women have uteruses, unless they don’t, see above.  Real women have vaginas and clitorises and XX sex chromosomes and high estrogen levels, they ovulate and menstruate and can get pregnant and have babies. Except sometimes not, for a rather spectacular array of reasons both spontaneous and induced.

Real women are fat.  And thin.  And both, and neither, and otherwise.  Doesn’t make them any less real.