May 2011
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my brother and his girlfriend pay 16 quid for a dominos. lou eats 1 and half slices. stephanie gets the left overs :D i’m glad they’re back together, because she’s such a cutie. she turned around and walked face first into the kitchen door before. and earlier on, stole the trolly in tesco only to run smack bang into a post with it. she’s hilarious. hodgy beats re-blogged...
May 31st
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May 31st
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most played may. watch my shoes - lil wayne we all try - frank ocean round and round - hodgy beats, mike g and jasper you and i - lady gaga hustler musik - lil wayne american wedding - frank ocean mojo so dope - kid cudi scheisse - lady gaga americano - lady gaga you ain’t got nothin’ - lil wayne 3 peat - lil wayne cool head - travis barker and kid cudi paranoid - kanye...
May 31st
May 31st
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May 30th
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i need a job so bad. i want need to go to ibiza this summer. meliss is there and seeing as i didn’t even get a goodbye (i’m assuming for the same reasons rachel didn’t want to say goodbye to ross, MELISSA).. i want to see her there dead bad. my cousin suzie is working there all summer too and could possibly get me some where to stay for cheap. and now kelly morgan is...
May 30th
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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he’s just fucking cancelled on me.
May 27th
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i have a 3-legged-cat. she’s managing quite well already :) she has a hole on her hip all stitched up and it looks gross. i’m worried that her bones are going to fracture again if she jumps off things :( in the vets yesterday, i held 4 two-week-old shih tzus. they had just opened their eyes for the first time. i kissed them on their tiny heads. my cousin is going to buy one, but...
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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dream diaries pt12
this one disturbs me. somebody brought a kitten into the hallway in my house. it had no fur on the top of its head. half of the head was showing its tiny cracked skull, the other half wasn’t even skull - just brain. the kitten was crying but the person holding it didn’t seem bothered. then the kitten spoke to me, i don’t know what it said, but it was pleading and i was desperate...
May 27th
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“give me your money, or i’ll hold my breath.”
– lady gaga, bad kids.
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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my cat is under anesthetic right now and stupid fucking people won’t answer their phone to give consent to have emergency surgery. it’s been like an hour. i’m crying i’m so worried and some people really piss me off.
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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quite a bit of cock-sucking on my dash right now. you dirty lot!
May 24th
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you know you’re addicted when you’re drinking two cups at one time.
May 24th
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“i’ll never make it, it will never happen, because they’re never going to hear me...”
– elvis presley
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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pay £240 for tickets. including £10 shipping fee. newsletter gets emailed. do not recieve newsletter. find out elsewhere that tickets aren’t getting shipped. apparently tickets need to be picked-up with photo I.D. website news says everything but the part about photo I.D. moderator on forum confirms you need photo I.D. i have no photo I.D. can’t get a passport unless i pay...
May 24th
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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i haven’t had a kfc since early december. it’s a carnivore crime!
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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“dear mom and dad, i’m in labour. see you later, lorelai.”
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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